Wednesday 10 August 2011

Boris Brushes With Raging Residents...

The chants of "Where's your broom?" echoed the streets of Clapham yesterday when Boris Johnson returned from holiday to face angry crowds.
Rambunctious chants of 'How was your holiday Boris?' and 'Why are you here, three days late?' were heard as Boris told crowds he was 'very sorry for the loss and damaged that you have suffered'.
Theresa May, the Home Secretary was even seen looking on uncomfortably before walking off and deserting the Mayor.

No comments have yet been made by Boris Johnson about the use of his infamous 'Boris Bikes' being used throughout London to commit the riots and looting.

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